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BUY IT NOW :: Gordon Holden Funnies

Gordon found me online, emailed me some pics of wonderfully witty (some would say nonsensical) art products. Really ironical stuff that brings this artnerd to tears from laughter (sucker for Post Modernism jokes). Here’s a random sampling of my favorite items from his shop (perhaps a performance piece in itself). Please note the perfectly odd price points and excellently conversational product descriptions…he photography was featured in a vice article that emphasizes his rhode-island-ness. I’d certainly pick up a t-shirt fast before they are all gone.  If you are Steve Cohen you might want to consider Holden’s moon rock beach ball as an early retirement present to yourself after the SEC takes you out… 😀

$66 – contemporary culture delivered to your P.O. box. natural off white color. 100% tattered egyptian cotton.  BUY IT NOW, ART NERD MUST HAVE!!

$100,000.00 – moon rock beach ball. outer space has the potential to be so boring. especially the moon. but when you think of the beach, you think of fun! add this aerodynamic moon rock beach ball to your recreational closet and you will be on your way to having top notch fun in no time! avid collectors and recreational enthusiast alike will want to get their hands on this item. disclaimer: this item works best in areas with a gravitational pull approximately 1/6 of earth.

$9.00 Enjoy Your Day 5 1/2″ x 4 1/4″ postcard set of 4 .

$888.00 Consume Cool Pink Pig Bank, banks are o.k. but a pink pig bank? that is cool. 5 in. x 5 1/2 in. porcelain. paint. vinyl.

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  1. […] friends has graciously offered to share a day in his life!  Gordon Holden, whom we featured in a #getit / buy it now post is an artist living and working in CT (and RI?).  He’s like our generation’s Bill […]

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