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Dear Diary: Sucklord (its epic!)

Editors Note – This week we have a series of exclusive Interviews and Dear Diaries leading up to the opening of Designer Con 2013, November 9 & 10, 2013 at the Pasadena Convention Center, Exhibit Hall, more info: DesignerCon.com

So this might be the most intense/epic Dear Diary to date!  Sucklord, one of my favorite personalities from Bravo’s 1st Season of Work of Art, is doing some cool stuff with Designer Con this weekend.  Check it out… as he…. with the … !?!  It is a truly epic Dear Diary – Thanks SUCKLORD!! Enjoy NERDS 🙂

The life of The Sucklord, the #1 Bootleg Toy impresario, fluctuates wildly from High-Glamour Adventurism to miserable isolated drudgery. Here is a noted high point, as the master enters the East Broadway Mall in Chinatown NYC, carrying a lock box laden with the latest Suck Swag, flanked by his personal security detail…

The life of The Sucklord, the #1 Bootleg Toy impresario, fluctuates wildly from High-Glamour Adventurism to miserable isolated drudgery. Here is a noted high point, as the master enters the East Broadway Mall in Chinatown NYC, carrying a lock box laden with the latest Suck Swag, flanked by his personal security detail…

Day to day living involves long hours in the Suck Sweat-Shop, toiling away on toxic products and drinking to oblivion. A typical evening occurrence would be a drunken 4-way colab with degenerate artists such as next door neighbor Lamour Supreme and buddies Skinner and Greg Mishka. Here is the Sucklord himself posing with the finished effort, which was immediately auctioned off on instagram and fetched $500. Boring!

Day to day living involves long hours in the Suck Sweat-Shop, toiling away on toxic products and drinking to oblivion. A typical evening occurrence would be a drunken 4-way colab with degenerate artists such as next door neighbor Lamour Supreme and buddies Skinner and Greg Mishka. Here is the Sucklord himself posing with the finished effort, which was immediately auctioned off on instagram and fetched $500. Boring!

Some tools of the trade, including silicone molds for resin casting of stolen action figure parts, broken bits of toy detritus, and other miscellaneous implements

Some tools of the trade, including silicone molds for resin casting of stolen action figure parts, broken bits of toy detritus, and other miscellaneous implements

This is a much needed salve against the crushing boredom and isolation that goes along with long hours of self-production. 90% of Suckadelic products are hand made by the Sucklord himself, requiring self-medication to endure the process…

This is a much needed salve against the crushing boredom and isolation that goes along with long hours of self-production. 90% of Suckadelic products are hand made by the Sucklord himself, requiring self-medication to endure the process…

The Sucklord, while a greedy capitalist in Business, is a miserable Socialist in his personal life. Here is an example of the year's only footwear allotment, used until useless, No imperialist excess or waste will be tolerated

The Sucklord, while a greedy capitalist in Business, is a miserable Socialist in his personal life. Here is an example of the year’s only footwear allotment, used until useless, No imperialist excess or waste will be tolerated

Strange and beautiful young criminally minded women orbit the Sucklord universe. Here are two street-level grifters on the set of TOY LORDS Of CHINATOWN episode 4, a slightly fictionalized Video account of the Sucklord and the bootleg Toy rackets that go down below Canal street.   

Strange and beautiful young criminally minded women orbit the Sucklord universe. Here are two street-level grifters on the set of TOY LORDS Of CHINATOWN episode 4, a slightly fictionalized Video account of the Sucklord and the bootleg Toy rackets that go down below Canal street.

Somehow walking around Death Valley in abbreviated Boba Fett armor is part of the job. This venture may be pornographic in nature….

Somehow walking around Death Valley in abbreviated Boba Fett armor is part of the job. This venture may be pornographic in nature….

The Sucklord in an undisclosed location kit-Bashing Vintage Starting Line Up sports figures as prizes for SUCKATHON 3, a debauched Game show going down at DESIGNERCON in Pasadena California November 9 and 10 and hosted by the Super Sucklord

The Sucklord in an undisclosed location kit-Bashing Vintage Starting Line Up sports figures as prizes for SUCKATHON 3, a debauched Game show going down at DESIGNERCON in Pasadena California November 9 and 10 and hosted by the Super Sucklord

Painting the Fucked up Sports guys to make them look more "Arty." Wear a mask, asshole!

Painting the Fucked up Sports guys to make them look more “Arty.” Wear a mask, asshole!

 

This will make a fine prize for some lucky mook who wins a game!

This will make a fine prize for some lucky mook who wins a game!

Some Suck-designed packaging for the SUCK UP 2, a group show of customized Sucklord figures interpreted by leading artists in the Designer Toy field. so #winning. Available at Designercon  Nov 9 and 10 in Pasadena California. Leftovers go to the Suck-Store at Suckadelic.com

Some Suck-designed packaging for the SUCK UP 2, a group show of customized Sucklord figures interpreted by leading artists in the Designer Toy field. so #winning. Available at Designercon Nov 9 and 10 in Pasadena California. Leftovers go to the Suck-Store at Suckadelic.com

For reasons yet to be revealed, a 25 pound bag of carrots fits into all of this…

For reasons yet to be revealed, a 25 pound bag of carrots fits into all of this…

 

Slam Dunk Bitches!

Slam Dunk Bitches!

…He called us artnerds Bitches?!? ROTFLMOA

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